Brave New World

So, I heard the weirdest radio commercial this morning.

A bunch of women were talking about making a little extra money, and how their moms used to do Tupperware parties, but "that's So 1980's."

(Naazju: More like 1960s.)

But the commercial goes on to say there's something new to have parties for . . .

Tasers!

Let's have a taser party!

Get all the women you know to protect themselves!

And I'm like, Holy-wha . . . ?

Tasers = Tupperware.

o.O

I mean, hey, protecting yourself is excellent. If you want to do it with a taser, fine. But a taser-PARTY? I mean, really??

I can just see a group of cute young ladies in polka-dot dresses, sitting in a kitchen with a teal or avocado-green fridge, ooh-ing and ah-ing over some lovely little . . . tasers.

Behold, the Brave New World.

What the heck.